I'm at a Lincoln car dealership, having brought my car to get something fixed. What's broken? I have no idea.
A room in the car dealership opens up to an enormous pit, within which is nestled a massive Mayan pyramid.
Among the group of people I am with, we travel down into the pit and go up the steps of the pyramid. When we reach the top, we turn around to discover that the people we left behind at the base of the pyramid steps are under attack by persons unknown wearing powered armor.
In my hand is a light gun apparently meant for use with the Nintendo Wii. I raise the gun and shoot at the the armored attackers. Nothing visible exits the barrel of the light gun, but they flee in abject terror regardless. Among the dead below are Chewbacca and Han Solo. I voice some concern, but the others were unfazed.
Look, I broke down from my healthy eating and binged on two McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwiches last night. I blame this trip into the surreal on the tartar sauce.
This lady prefers her Filet-O-Fish with two patties. Photos in this post shamelessly stolen from around the net, though I did modify one beyond a simple resize. Can you guess which?
2 comments:
maybe this one? Cos isn't she the Ebi burger girl? And there's no ebi in the burger?
Thank for for stopping by my blog tanqueraytom!
And yes, you're absolutely right. I slapped a double-patty Filet O' Fish in her hands using Photoshop. Very sharp observation!
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